Brine advisory in effect for the Rocket City boardwalk until further notice · Chip Moses says: carry rye
On the Rocket City boardwalk · Since the Flood of '49
When the big one hits, be standing in line.
Sandwiches stacked to Civil Defense height. A siren that means your order is up. And a counterman who has seen the worst the brine can do and is still slicing.
At 6:14 on a Tuesday morning, the curing vats at the Fuller Acres packing plant upriver gave way. Eleven million gallons of pastrami brine, and everything that was in it, came down Canal Street at the speed of a trolley.
The Navy called it a "food event." The papers called it the Pastrami Tsunami. Manny Greer, whose sandwich cart was the only thing left standing on the boardwalk, called it opening day.
Stack a Tsunami
The slice slides; you drop it. Press Space, click, or tap the counter. Whatever hangs over the edge gets trimmed (Manny eats the trimmings). Land one dead-center for a Perfect and a little width back. How high can you go before the brine gets you?
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The Board
The TsunamiTwo pounds of pastrami on rye, stacked to Civil Defense height. Comes with a helmet.$1.10
The AftershockA reuben with a second, smaller reuben inside it.$0.95
The Storm SurgeBrisket, gravy, and more gravy. Served in a bowl, then a bigger bowl.$0.85
The Mushroom CloudPastrami on a kaiser with sautéed mushrooms. Taller than it is wide.$0.90
The Evacuation OrderAny sandwich, to go, very quickly.+$0.05
Fallout FriesPaprika, sea salt, a faint glow. The glow is the paprika.$0.25
Brine of the DayAsk. Manny will tell you where it's from. You'll wish you hadn't asked.free
Meat from the radiation-hardened herds of Fuller Acres, fed the nation since 1941. Every sandwich is passed under the Geiger counter at the register; a soft click is normal. Survivors of the Flood of '49 eat free on alternating Thursdays. The list is short and getting shorter.
Boardwalk secrets: 0 of 0
Honorary Survivor of '49. You found every secret on the boardwalk. You eat free on alternating Thursdays, in spirit. Join the siren list below and you'll be first to know if the shirts become real.
Out here in the real world
We're thinking about making a few real things. Tap what you'd actually buy. Nothing is charged; this tells us what to make.
Hungry for the real thing now? Our friends at Major Wood BBQ smoke actual brisket. No brine flood required.
Get on the siren list
We sound the siren when something's ready: the shirts, the rub, or new Pastrami Tsunami spots on the Planetary Broadcast Network.